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Mr. Joey
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United Kingdom
Name: Joey
Height: Tall
Abilities: is gud at gramer.
Talents: Keeping the peace.

Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can. Seldom in a woman, and never in a man.
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  1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. It was a time where zombies dropped feathers. (Minecraft Survival Handbook)
  2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach? My Creeper-Face mug Coaster.
  3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Saw III
  4. Without looking guess what time it is? 17:30
  5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 17:22
  6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?" My folks on the phone.
  7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? This morning. Walking to the bus to go see my sweetheart.
  8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My reflection. I'm a tad vain.
  9. What are you wearing? Red skinny jeans. Pink Jersey-style boxer shorts. Black top with a sand coloured skull on it.
  10. Did you dream last night? I didn't sleep last night.
  11. When did you last laugh? Definitely not today.
  12. What are on the walls you are in? 3 Minecraft posters. 8 pages of my drawings. 5 Hama bead thingies designed to look like all 5 Diamond Tools from Minecraft. A map of Skyrim. A poster on 'How to Gangnam'. A drawing my little sister did of me and one she did of my girlfriend. And a poster with 49 variations of "Keep Calm and Carry On", all based on gaming; "Keep Calm and Finish Him!" "Run Fast and Collect Rings!" "Keep Calm and Stealth Kills!" "Keep Camping and Head Shots!" "Keep Calm and Respawn!" and so on.
  13. Seen anything weird lately? Day to day life is so weird.
  14. What do you think of this quiz? It's rather neat.
  15. What was the last film you saw? Saw III
  16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A castle. A golden suit of armor. Everything from a Cooplands Bakery. A T-55 Tank! A huuuuge ring for my girlfriend. A giant Minion costume (From Despicable Me). A bigger monitor. Many things! ALL THE THINGS!
  17. Tell me something about you that I don't know? No. Rule #1. I hate people knowing things about me, other than this piece of information itself.
  18. If you could change one thing about the world. Less hatred/cruelty. (Wars, Racism, Crime, Y'know?)
  19. What do you want to learn in the future? Whatever I can use to pay my bills.
  20. George Bush? No.
  21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lilith Jennifer [Surname]
  22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Lazarus Matthew [Surname]
  23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yep. Would do it gladly.
  24. What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? "I told you I was real." Which I do not believe he is.
  25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: Ya know what? If you want to do it, just do it. I won't tag people.
  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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:iconsatanicxbitch:
Why a new name?
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CaudateAnura Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And just where have you been?! I'VE MISSED YOU!
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:iconsatanicxbitch:
Im busy with school .-.
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Too busy to visit the chats?! :C </3
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:iconsatanicxbitch:
But hey now I cant call you Froggy anymore D':
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farand Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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CaudateAnura Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Who else but Jim?
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farand Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:nod:
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CaudateAnura Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Howdy short stuff.
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CaudateAnura Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am nearly 6 foot 11.
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:iconwarofterror:
Hey!  Thanks for the watch!  =3
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. Thanks for the watch, to you too.
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farand Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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farand Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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farand Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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CaudateAnura Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BUT I'M NOT FRIVOLOUS ENOUGH! No I'm only joking, I love it. :) <3
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farand Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome. :iconfrivolousfroggy:
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Narfmaster Sep 4, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
Douchebaaaaaaag    
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CaudateAnura Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you too, Alex. :)
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:iconaidancalder:
I thought you ought to be informed, regardless of whether or not you feel it's relevant (and here is as good a place as any, given you've deleted me from facebook, skype, etc). Tumble is no longer with us; she was hit by a car earlier this month. So those visiting rights as it were, are fairly irrelevant now, not that you ever took them up, to be fair.
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CaudateAnura Sep 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It will always be relevant. I am genuinely sorry to hear, or read (in this instance), that she has been taken. :/ I was looking at some pictures I have of her I took on my iPod actually, the other day, I'm sure I already sent you them but I'd happily send them again just in case you don't have them (I'd re-add you on Skype, because I was aware I had deleted you off of Facebook but I had no knowledge that you weren't on my Skype). I wouldn't intentionally cut all communications with you off (Thus why you're still on my Steam)- and I'm aware I hadn't visited- but I was always worried your folks wouldn't feel right with me being around, it just felt like me imposing- :/ Again, I'm sorry to learn about Tumble, I did love that cat. Even if my rule of no cats in my room appeared to go against that (She still won eventually ;P). I'm sorry. :(
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Chipsticks Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IT'S YOU.

I thought I'd lost you omg. How's it going?
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CaudateAnura Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! It's me!
And not to worry- ;P No one can lose me, I'm too tall.
And every individual thing is good, thank you- what about yourself, sexy? ;P
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