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YOU THINK WHAT I DO IS ART? WELL IT'S NOT, BITCHES! I DON'T LIFT A FINGER IN THE NAME OF ART. I DO IT FOR SCIENCE!

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Mr. Joey
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United Kingdom
Name: Joey
Height: Tall
Abilities: is gud at gramer.
Talents: Keeping the peace.

Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can. Seldom in a woman, and never in a man.
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  1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. It was a time where zombies dropped feathers. (Minecraft Survival Handbook)
  2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach? My Creeper-Face mug Coaster.
  3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Saw III
  4. Without looking guess what time it is? 17:30
  5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 17:22
  6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?" My folks on the phone.
  7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? This morning. Walking to the bus to go see my sweetheart.
  8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My reflection. I'm a tad vain.
  9. What are you wearing? Red skinny jeans. Pink Jersey-style boxer shorts. Black top with a sand coloured skull on it.
  10. Did you dream last night? I didn't sleep last night.
  11. When did you last laugh? Definitely not today.
  12. What are on the walls you are in? 3 Minecraft posters. 8 pages of my drawings. 5 Hama bead thingies designed to look like all 5 Diamond Tools from Minecraft. A map of Skyrim. A poster on 'How to Gangnam'. A drawing my little sister did of me and one she did of my girlfriend. And a poster with 49 variations of "Keep Calm and Carry On", all based on gaming; "Keep Calm and Finish Him!" "Run Fast and Collect Rings!" "Keep Calm and Stealth Kills!" "Keep Camping and Head Shots!" "Keep Calm and Respawn!" and so on.
  13. Seen anything weird lately? Day to day life is so weird.
  14. What do you think of this quiz? It's rather neat.
  15. What was the last film you saw? Saw III
  16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A castle. A golden suit of armor. Everything from a Cooplands Bakery. A T-55 Tank! A huuuuge ring for my girlfriend. A giant Minion costume (From Despicable Me). A bigger monitor. Many things! ALL THE THINGS!
  17. Tell me something about you that I don't know? No. Rule #1. I hate people knowing things about me, other than this piece of information itself.
  18. If you could change one thing about the world. Less hatred/cruelty. (Wars, Racism, Crime, Y'know?)
  19. What do you want to learn in the future? Whatever I can use to pay my bills.
  20. George Bush? No.
  21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lilith Jennifer [Surname]
  22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Lazarus Matthew [Surname]
  23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yep. Would do it gladly.
  24. What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates? "I told you I was real." Which I do not believe he is.
  25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: Ya know what? If you want to do it, just do it. I won't tag people.
  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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:iconjenfruzz:
JenFruzz Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014   Photographer
Thanks for adding me to your watch :la:
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. :)
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:iconphoenixdestruction:
PhoenixDestruction Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
JOEY
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ME!
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:iconsatanicxbitch:
SatanicxBitch Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist
Why a new name?
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
And just where have you been?! I'VE MISSED YOU!
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:iconsatanicxbitch:
SatanicxBitch Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist
Im busy with school .-.
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Too busy to visit the chats?! :C </3
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:iconsatanicxbitch:
SatanicxBitch Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist
But hey now I cant call you Froggy anymore D':
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:iconfarand:
farand Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Who else but Jim?
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:iconfarand:
farand Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
:nod:
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:icontyphlosion1234:
Typhlosion1234 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
Hi! :excited: 
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Howdy short stuff.
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:icontyphlosion1234:
Typhlosion1234 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
Short? :/
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am nearly 6 foot 11.
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:iconwarofterror:
WarOfTerror Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
Hey!  Thanks for the watch!  =3
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem. Thanks for the watch, to you too.
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:iconfarand:
farand Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
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farand Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
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farand Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BUT I'M NOT FRIVOLOUS ENOUGH! No I'm only joking, I love it. :) <3
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:iconfarand:
farand Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Awesome. :iconfrivolousfroggy:
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:iconnarfmaster:
Narfmaster Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
Douchebaaaaaaag    
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:iconcaudateanura:
CaudateAnura Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you too, Alex. :)
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